What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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